This is how it's gone....
Gabe layed a big turd on the kitchen floor. He did everything but cluck to let me know it was coming but I didn't find it until one of the kids screamed.
Hubs is just driving me up the wall....and I'm sure it's mutual. Can we both be having PMS at the same time? I mean, is that possible?
I've developed a nasty twitch (Stress? Neurological disorder? Need To Go Shopping? Not Enough Chocolate?) Seriously, just about asked the postman out on a date by my involuntary twitching eye. I WAS NOT WINKING AT YOU JUST GIVE ME MY DANG MAIL!
In a crazy fit of hair passion, I asked the hairdresser to give me bangs. Bangs, I said! I Haven't had bangs in over a decade and back then the fashion was to make them stand up as far as they could from your forehead and then shelac them with aquanet. How do you fix the new ones? I only know one way!
Now I'm going to go watch my Netflix Season 7 of ER while simultaneously devouring a pint of Ben & Jerry's and involuntarily winking at my husband.
Then we'll both feel better.
I love to multi-task.
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So I first read "Gabe" as "Gayle" in the first sentence and was a bit shocked. Glad to have figured out the truth.
Maybe you need some time out of your house by yourself! Take the Ben and Jerry's with you.
Love you, girl.
Umm, I feel a bit weird sitting here eating my toast while reading the bit about Gabe....and where's the picture of your new bangs?? We know your camera works and you know us blogging people are a curious sort!
Hoping this week is calm enough to make the twitch go away :)
~Laura
Sounds like our weeks have been a bit similiar. I have some super serious hormones raging through my body. Ugh...Some months I don't even notice it and some, like this one, hit me like a train. I'm currently drowning myself in a Sonic cheeseburger and Dr. Pepper. We'll see if that will help. We're headed to my dad's tonight. He's grilling ribeyes and mentioned something about Pina Coladas...that should help!
Hope your weekend is looking up.
LOL- Babe, you need a brick of chocolate AND a B & J's moment!!
I think it should be against the rules to post about a new hairdo and not include a picture.
And the next time my B has an "accident" in his pants I'll be greatfull it's not on the kitchen floor.
Your blog was hilarious. I think we've all had our breaking points, but it's easier to smile at someone elses. In case it helps...I wear my bangs to the side. :)
Gayle, I tell ya'z, you make me laugh so hard, and today I need that, I need laughter so badly right now......
I know I've said this before, but you really ought to write a book.
That Gabe, isn't he an interesting one!!
About that twitch, you're not alone, I've got one too in my left eyebrow! Hormones?? Becky Voth (do you know her) had one for a year, on and off......
Thanks again, for through your post, I caught a glimpse once again and know that the sun is still shining!
Love ya! Leanne
You are hilarious and weird...I think I love you;)
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