October 16, 2008

Marriage Talk

Alone with my husband, in the car, on the way to his haircut appointment....

Chris: I have a secret ambition. I'd like to go a whole year with no grooming. No haircuts, no shaving, no toothbrushes, no toenail clipping, no showering.

Gayle: Oh....I see. Your secret ambition is Celibacy?

19 comments:

Sarah said...

Yeah, I'm dying. That's hilarious.

WendyDarling said...

LOL... too funny. :-)

eetomost said...

haha!! that is funny!

Leigh-NC

Dustybug said...

LOL! That is too funny.

Emily said...

I bet he wised up after that witty retort.

MInTheGap said...

*Shakes Head* -- Talk about thinking quickly on your feet!

Anonymous said...

Chris,
It's not as great as you would think.
Ian

Happyhome said...

That would be my translation. My dhubby only kept his goatee for a couple of weeks because I couldn't stand to kiss him...too scratchy!

Big Red Driver said...

Brilliant retort.

Latte said...

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Latte

Janelle said...

Delurking.

Sometimes I say LOL on blog comments just to be nice. But this gave me a true laugh. Out loud and everything.

Gayle @ thewestiecrew said...

That was some quick wit, sister...LOL!!

I can just imagine your face screwing up in disgust with every new "ambition". :D

EEEEMommy said...

I knew some guys who went to all-male colleges for all of the above reasons. Roll out of bed, no shower, don't bother brushing your teeth; go to class in your pjs and a baseball cap. Women have such a...positive effect on men!

Michelle said...

That is hilarious. That would have been my reaction too..haha

aloha-gal said...

I think all men dream about that...what is it? Relaxing means not grooming. I could go about three days--maybe, like if I were camping but...a year???? Great come-back!

Terri and Bob said...

Adorable! Glad I found your "other" blog!

NJDecorator said...

hahahahahaha - almost spit soda on my screen.

Stacy said...

Hah! This is hilarious! My husband and I had a similar conversation the other night about the possibility of him growing a beard and/or mustache. I'm pretty sure he was joking, but it *had* been a few days since he had shaved, so in case he was remotely serious, I set him straight. And told him he might be looking at some lonely nights if he were to do so. :)

Mrs. Querido said...

ROTFL! Your retort was spot on!

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