Alone with my husband, in the car, on the way to his haircut appointment....
Chris: I have a secret ambition. I'd like to go a whole year with no grooming. No haircuts, no shaving, no toothbrushes, no toenail clipping, no showering.
Gayle: Oh....I see. Your secret ambition is Celibacy?
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Yeah, I'm dying. That's hilarious.
LOL... too funny. :-)
haha!! that is funny!
Leigh-NC
LOL! That is too funny.
*Shakes Head* -- Talk about thinking quickly on your feet!
Chris,
It's not as great as you would think.
Ian
That would be my translation. My dhubby only kept his goatee for a couple of weeks because I couldn't stand to kiss him...too scratchy!
Brilliant retort.
Ummm, YYYYUUUUUKKKKKKKKK...K!
Latte
Delurking.
Sometimes I say LOL on blog comments just to be nice. But this gave me a true laugh. Out loud and everything.
That was some quick wit, sister...LOL!!
I can just imagine your face screwing up in disgust with every new "ambition". :D
I knew some guys who went to all-male colleges for all of the above reasons. Roll out of bed, no shower, don't bother brushing your teeth; go to class in your pjs and a baseball cap. Women have such a...positive effect on men!
That is hilarious. That would have been my reaction too..haha
I think all men dream about that...what is it? Relaxing means not grooming. I could go about three days--maybe, like if I were camping but...a year???? Great come-back!
Adorable! Glad I found your "other" blog!
hahahahahaha - almost spit soda on my screen.
Hah! This is hilarious! My husband and I had a similar conversation the other night about the possibility of him growing a beard and/or mustache. I'm pretty sure he was joking, but it *had* been a few days since he had shaved, so in case he was remotely serious, I set him straight. And told him he might be looking at some lonely nights if he were to do so. :)
ROTFL! Your retort was spot on!
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