I decided to consciously eat healthy yesterday after having run into a high school crush in all my smooshy-gooshy-frumpy mommy goodness. I seriously not only felt like the Pillsbury dough boy but was a tongue tied dork as I just drooled and nodded at his polite inquires about the state of my exciting life. In my head I was saying, “Oh, I have four kids, been married for 13 years….blah, blah.” But the sum total of my end of the conversation went something like this…
Unh….
Yup….
Uh-huh….
Bye.
I walked away in a hazy fog of red faced humiliation and was so disturbed by my lack of brain cells that I actually forgot to use my $10 off coupon at the grocery store.
I FORGOT TO USE A COUPON PEOPLE!!!
So yesterday it was back to small portions and lots of fresh stuff. I did so good. But today well, today’s dinner consisted of cookie dough ice cream.
That’s it.
Nothing else.
Just cookie dough ice-cream.
The good news?
I still have 2 years until my 20 year reunion.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
6 comments:
Hi Gayle!
I am so glad that you visited my blog!
Let's not talk about the bulge - ugh! I am visiting at my sister-in-law's house for a few days - and that means JUNK FOOD!
I am my own owrst enemy sometimes. When I meet up with someone from way back, in my head I turn back into that chubby, red headed, buck tooth, freckled little girl again and stumble over my words, acting like a goof in general- therefore affirming the notion that stay at home moms don't use their brains.
Oh, honey! I am in the same boat with you without a paddle. I have *got* to lose a few. But I don't wanna.
Hey, look at the bright side...at least that's all you ate. I'm sure that counts for something!
Pass me a spoon and I'm digging in with you, sistah.
I bet that guy walked away thinking, "That Gayle chick is a hottie. Her husband is one lucky guy. I'm a moron."
Youv'e got an "I lost 5 punds button!!" Woo Hoo!!
Sharon - who is cheering right at you.
Post a Comment