July 6, 2007

The Never Ending Battle Of The Bulge

I decided to consciously eat healthy yesterday after having run into a high school crush in all my smooshy-gooshy-frumpy mommy goodness. I seriously not only felt like the Pillsbury dough boy but was a tongue tied dork as I just drooled and nodded at his polite inquires about the state of my exciting life. In my head I was saying, “Oh, I have four kids, been married for 13 years….blah, blah.” But the sum total of my end of the conversation went something like this…

Unh….

Yup….

Uh-huh….

Bye.


I walked away in a hazy fog of red faced humiliation and was so disturbed by my lack of brain cells that I actually forgot to use my $10 off coupon at the grocery store.

I FORGOT TO USE A COUPON PEOPLE!!!

So yesterday it was back to small portions and lots of fresh stuff. I did so good. But today well, today’s dinner consisted of cookie dough ice cream.

That’s it.

Nothing else.

Just cookie dough ice-cream.

The good news?

I still have 2 years until my 20 year reunion.

7 comments:

jewlsntexas said...

Hi Gayle!
I am so glad that you visited my blog!
Let's not talk about the bulge - ugh! I am visiting at my sister-in-law's house for a few days - and that means JUNK FOOD!

Halfmoon Girl said...

I am my own owrst enemy sometimes. When I meet up with someone from way back, in my head I turn back into that chubby, red headed, buck tooth, freckled little girl again and stumble over my words, acting like a goof in general- therefore affirming the notion that stay at home moms don't use their brains.

Gayle said...

Oh, honey! I am in the same boat with you without a paddle. I have *got* to lose a few. But I don't wanna.

Ang said...

Hey, look at the bright side...at least that's all you ate. I'm sure that counts for something!

Cindy said...

Pass me a spoon and I'm digging in with you, sistah.

I bet that guy walked away thinking, "That Gayle chick is a hottie. Her husband is one lucky guy. I'm a moron."

nsremom said...

I agree with Cindy. He must have thought, "Wow, I hope my wife looks that hot at 30-ish". :)

Sharon said...

Youv'e got an "I lost 5 punds button!!" Woo Hoo!!

Sharon - who is cheering right at you.

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