We had ourselves a wee bit o sun today (90 degrees or so, unheard of in Washington State) and Emily and I lounged in my backyard with sprinkler going, 7 of our 8 kids running and playing, and lots and lots of popsicles.
We considered painting our toenails but instead read magazines and sprayed our frying bodies with a water bottle all day.
Yes, we used sunscreen silly.
But when you’re this pale honey, nothing helps.
I sit here before you, typing on my computer, moving only my fingertips. My shoulders are the shade of a fire engine with the most gorgeous strips of pale flesh where my tank top sat.
And my décolletage (chest, you ninny) matches.
Not the prettiest look for me.
We considered painting our toenails but instead read magazines and sprayed our frying bodies with a water bottle all day.
Yes, we used sunscreen silly.
But when you’re this pale honey, nothing helps.
I sit here before you, typing on my computer, moving only my fingertips. My shoulders are the shade of a fire engine with the most gorgeous strips of pale flesh where my tank top sat.
And my décolletage (chest, you ninny) matches.
Not the prettiest look for me.
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4 comments:
ouch- been there, done that. With my red hair and pale complexion, I burn even driving in my van! I will be wearing a hat from now till Sept! Hope you are a little less fried looking come morning.
That's what you get for having so much fun without me!!!
LOL!!
Leanne
two words:
ALOE VERA
~Laura
Wow! Is that really you in that picture? Definitely not a good look for you;)
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