July 7, 2008

Dumb Things I Caught Myself Saying Today

"Malachi! Stop picking your nose and eating your boogers.

We just had dinner, you can’t STILL be hungry!"


Huh?

11 comments:

Duckygirl said...

Hahaha! It's amazing what kinds of things you find yourself saying, isn't it?

Laura

seven said...

Because boogers are so nutritious and filling, of course.

Halfmoon Girl said...

Ha! That is funny. Did we ever think we would be saying such things when we were snazzy teens? It would be handy if the reverse were possible: "Stop asking me for something to eat and just go pick your nose if you need a snack!" Now I've got myself laughing, but truly, wouldn't that be convenient???

His Girl said...

why? why? why? why must people INSIST on eating boogers?

ugh.
ugh.
ugh.

Emily said...

You DO know that your posts of late have been about A) boogers. B) pee and C) poo.

You need to branch out my friend. People might get a creepy idea about you.

Stretch Mark Mama said...

And then there's the times where I've said, "Oh, just hand me your booger!"

Ew.

(Said to my son when he needed to head off somewhere and I didn't want him going with a boogie on his finger.)

40winkzzz said...

Yeah, but they're "healthy and organic" and he's "just recycling", remember?

That is a far, far better quote than my creme-de-la-creme from many years ago, which was prompted by a child who was talking waaaay too much at breakfast and went something like this: "Please! Shut your mouth and eat!"

Leanne said...

You're gross!!!

But I love you anyway!!

Your readers have really weird senses of humor!!!!

I can't laugh when my stomach is churning and my skin is shivering!!!

You DO need to branch out!

LOL!

Leanne

Gotta GROW with it said...

i loved emily's comment and although it might be true, i still laugh at your posts! gross or not. cuz you know how to make things like boogers funny.

Rhen@yestheyareallmine said...

LOL- The comments are just as funny as the post.
I have a feeling that even if you branched out it would still lead to a bodily function of some kind.
Go with what you know (or are subjected to by your children!)
:)

Pro-Life Mommy said...

HAHA I say that to my two year old!! It never stops her!

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