I will never post a picture of me with hair dye all over my head on my blog. I'm not that courageous.
I might possibly tell my daughter that ice cream will make the pain go away, but only if it's chocolate mousse ice cream.
I Do NOT have a belly button tree in my front yard.
You will never catch me eating week old unrefrigerated Tilapia.
I would love to have 61 comments to this post but only if I can avoid bringing up the abortion topic.
If I had seven kids I would tottaly dress them up as the seven dwarves for Halloween.
Now, it you don't read the same blogs I do then you will go through that list and think, "Huh?"
Oh, and here are the REAL rules for this meme for the people I tagged.