I've been on this exercise kick lately because frankly I've gotten a little too soft and mushy for my liking. And the fact that my 40th birthday is mere months away (oh my gosh that freaks me out just to see it in writing) provides plenty of motivation. But working out is gross. I mean the smells, the boob sweat-stains on my shirt....it's totally disgusting. And I have to block out the fact that things are jiggling that shouldn't be. I'm not talking about boobs and bingo wings I'm talking bellies and backs. I'm seriously considering working out in spanx because the jiggling is bad for my ego. And it's not like I have unrealistic expectations. I'm not trying to fit into a bikini or look like Jennifer Aniston. I just want to work with what I've been given and firm it up. I guess I just don't want to look 40. I'd be happy looking 39 for at least another few years.
See....completely realistic, right?
Now I'm off to rub Bengay all over my sore muscles. Bath and Body Works is SO over-rated.
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boob sweat *snort* i have that sometimes even when i don't workout.
That's cuz you're lucky enough to live somewhere tropical. Everybody else probably has it too. It just doesn't float in Washington State. I can't even pass it off as getting caught in the rain.
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