July 2, 2007

Things I Learned Today

Lesson Number 1

A 3 year old boy with 2 older brothers feels he has the privilege, nay, THE RIGHT to also stand when he pees, regardless of the fact that his equipment is at the same height as the rim of the toilet.

Lesson Number 2

There is NEVER a point where my three year old son will say, “Oh look Mother, I have peed on the toilet…and the floor…and the wall. I shall wipe it up now.”

3 comments:

Halfmoon Girl said...

My little 2 year old tries it, but he isn't tall enough, so it is jammed against the bowl of the toilet...Fortunately, he hasn't actually pee'd yet. It could be worse. I had 2 older brothers and I would try to pee standing up in front of the toilet!
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Sarah said...

I wonder if he'll tell you when he pees in the toilet bowl scrubber receptacle? NAH!
SmallWorld

Rachelle said...

We have a small stool in the bathroom. It's supposed to be used so that they can spit into the sink without spattering toothpaste all over the sink, counter, floors and everyone else's toothbrushes. Of course this doesn't work, but it was a nice thought. It is also used so that Levi can pee standing up. But he still dribbles everywhere. Now I know that this will never go away. Thanks for letting me know. :-)

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