The first conversation of my day....with the love of my life.
Chris: Um, Gayle, I think you might have an infection or something because in 12 years of marriage this is the first time you’ve ever had bad breath.
Me: Squeak of speechless shock emitting from my ghastly smelling mouth! (My thought was, “Where has he been every morning? I have bad breath at least once every day for the past 12 years?!?)
Dude, you better be making ME breakfast after something like that!