December 30, 2007

I Really Don't Make This Stuff Up, You Guys!

Gabe’s just been on a roll lately.

Last night we had some friends over and he had to poo so the big lug went and put his pull-up on. Pretty soon Chris comes casually walking into the room THAT ALL MY GUESTS WERE IN, holding up Gabe’s hand, with middle finger fully extended, while Gabe waddles strangely behind him. As Chris gets closer he says with a smirk on his face, “Gayle, I have something for you!” Followed by, “Would you like me to get the camera?”

As I looked closer I noticed something lumpy attached to Gabe’s prominent middle finger and in some bizarre turn of events, Gabe had decided to check the validity of whether poop had actually come out of his bottom or not by sticking his finger deep into his pull-up. And sure enough…..he was right! He HAD gone poop!

So glad we know for sure now!

And yes, I was compelled to take a picture. I mean, someday he’ll have a wife that will want to know all this stuff, right?

In another turn of events….

I went to pick Gabe up from his Sunday morning class and his teacher said, “Today we were praying and the little boy sitting next to Gabe announced that he was going to put his hands in his lap to pray,” Gabe answered with, “Well, I’m going to put them on my penis!”

Nice Gabe! Real Nice!

Just another example of how teaching accurate words for body parts can backfire in public places.


Scott said...

thank you thank you THANK YOU for this post.
I didn't want to go into the new year without one last photo of your son and his poop.

jewlsntexas said...

I am cracking up wondering what kind of keyword searches will bring people to this blog!

Mikki said...

ROFL! What a hoot. And what a great picture to use as bribery when he gets older.. just kidding..maybe ;-)

Halfmoon Girl said...

Well, judging by his face, he will not be trying that again. I love the Sunday School story. Gabe would get along just too well with my 4 year old. Isn't that where little boy's hands are most of the time anyways? He was just telling it like it is!

EE said...

LOL! I knew you would totally come through for me with the perfect poop post. Did you see mine a few days ago? I mentioned your name:)

Happyhome said...

The Sunday school comment made me laugh so hard I snorted! What a classic!

On one of our visits to Sea World, one of our little boys yelled down to us from the top of a toddler roller coaster, "Mom, it makes my penis tickle!" I think I looked around as if trying to figure out who's child it was!


Jimmie said...

Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
That was one for the poop; one for the middle finger and one for the little...well, you know, anatomically correct noun.

We know you don't make this stuff up. It's just too wild.

EEEEMommy said...

There's a running joke in my husband's family about when Pappy (his grandpa) stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum when the grandkids were visiting once. What is it about potty talk that is so amusing???
Regarding your comment, I tried and tried to convince my husband to partner with a Bio-Chem major in college and create a cable that would connect from my brain to a printer for his Electrical Engineering Senior Project. How great it would be to be able to upload my thoughts with the click of a button! It would truly revolutionize my life!!! He has yet to accomplish it! :(

Llama Momma said...

We are right there with you! Seriously. What is it with little boys and their obsession with their own anatomy? And I've got three of 'em...

Kathy in WA said...

Gayle - okay, I kept a straight face the entire post until the closing lines about prayer.

Come on, girl! I have serious work to do tonight. I did not need that kind of silly distraction keeping me laughing.

Thanks a lot!
Mother of THREE boys here in WA

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