June 14, 2008

Ring Around The What?

Sometimes when I sit down on the computer I tune out the rest of world.

Sometimes? Who am I kidding. It’s like the minute I get the mouse in my hand, my ears hit mute and everything in the background is just a muffled , hearing impaired, fuzz.

So when my kids walk up to me, it usually takes several “Mommmm”s before they get my attention. And then I usually look at them like I’ve just woke up, with blurry eyes, trying to bring into focus what I’m staring at.

So today while sitting at the computer reading all your amazing blogs, I heard a voice off in the distance. It was coming closer and closer. And just as it registered I heard these words… “Mom, is there poop in my crack?”

And my eyes came into focus on Gabe’s backside, with cheekies spread apart, no pants on, bent over and yes, with a ring around his hole for making poo poo.

And I thought to myself, “THIS is what I get paid the big bucks for.”

13 comments:

Leanne said...

Again, you have rendered me speechless!

How do you do it??

Leanne

Sherilyn said...

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who blogs about poop!

Sarah said...

You have the most hilarios and comical stories! Everytime I read them I just crack up...Thanks for the laugh today!

loefflermom said...

O the joys of motherhood!

Shari

Michelle@Life with Three said...

That is downright hilarious!!! It sounds like something that could happen at our house...

maudie-mae said...

the young son of a friend of mine backed up to his father's face with much the same posture to show he'd been potty all by himself. imagine waking up to that right at your NOSE! =)

The (Almost) Amazing Mammarino said...

So funny!!!! I don't know about you, but I'd struggle for blog material if it weren't for my kids!

Halfmoon Girl said...

Funny!!! It sounds like he is going on the toilet though, so that is an improvement????

Gotta GROW with it said...

you CRACK me up (had to say it!) i always look forward to reading about your life. you're a fabulous writer and man you just make me smile each time i stop by. THANKS!

carrie said...

nice.

care-in said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who zones out in front of the puter!

WendyDarling said...

I SO NEEDED that laugh today. ;-) However, the monitor did not need the tea it just got sprayed with. :-) LOL..

Kari Wright said...

I usually get asked after the underwear have been pulled back up and now have to be pried out of the sticky crack. I think I'd take blurry view of the before than clean up the after!!
thanks for the laugh!

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