So I said, “Why don’t I cut it in half and then Gabe can have the top and Malachi can have the bottom?” expecting full well that the true owner of the toy would at the very least scream about the injustice of his toy being chopped up.
But unfortunately this was the result.
They thought it was a great idea!
Obviously this only works on women.
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Why am I not surprised that Malachi would be happy with the BOTTOM?
Nice try, though!!! Too funny!
You shoulda known better. They're BOYS, for Pete's sake!
Although mine would have suggested that the poor unfortunate army man simply be decapitated.
You're a mathematician - doubling the toys and zeroing the problem!! Well done!!
So I walked into the office here last night to find my husband laughing at the computer. I came up to see what he was reading/looking at. You bet!! Grace 4 Gayle!! He was reading some of your "boy stories" :) I told him about this post, and his immediate response (after chuckling) was "Cool!! She's really gonna CUT it in half!! Why can't you just BLOW IT UP, too, mom??" soon followed by "Tell her to remember that Solomon used that on WOMEN". I told him that HE should tell you, but he said it would be too weird for a guy to post on such a "pink" blog :) I STILL like your blog(s)!!
That is TOO funny!
Just when we think we have them tricked. And then they out smart us. Better luck next time;)
:>Michelle
Hahahahahaha! LOVE IT!!! My boys would have done the same thing. I think you are right- it only works on women.
Oh my, that got a good laugh outta me.
sure makes my "i'm gonna throw that toy away if you can't get along" move sound pitiful. pretty funny post!
Next thing you know, they'll both be planning a funeral, and wanting to dig up the backyard... :)
That looks like fun. I wonder if my kids will let me cut their toys in half. I will go find out. :)
I laughed out loud! My boys would ask to do the cutting themselves!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
I'm soooo far behind on your blog, and plan to come back soon to comment it up, but this? couldn't wait.
*hysterical laughter* good stuff!
LOL...that is so funny!
I just happened upon your blog, and had to tell you how much this cracked me up. "...only works on women.." LOL!
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