May 6, 2008

Even Dinner Has Become PG-13

It was dinnertime and I set the roast chicken on the dining room table. Everyone found their seats and I went back into the kitchen to get the potatoes. When I came back in, Malachi was hovering over the chicken and whistling.

“What’s all the whistling for, Malachi?” I asked.

Impishly he answered, “I’m whistling at the chickens breasts mom!”

Boy, I can’t wait till puberty.

20 comments:

Jennifer said...

That is hilarious!
Smiles!

Randi said...

Gayle, your whole family is a crack-up! Too funny!

MInTheGap said...

I don't even know what to say here-- I'm just shaking my head. Where did he get such an idea?!

jewlsntexas said...

Oh my gosh!
That's hysterical.
Poor violated chicken!

UnlikelySecretary said...

haha, he's a character! :)

Halfmoon Girl said...

Ha, he's a quick one, just like his mom!

Anonymous said...

OK Malachi gave us our laugh for the day! Mom

MaryLu said...

Oh! My!
You just wait til those teen years!

Emily said...

little man he is...little man.

maudie-mae said...

Maybe your son is the next Winston Churchill?

While visiting America one year, Winston Churchill attended a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was among the dishes served. Churchill, delighted, returned for a second helping. "May I have some breast?" he politely asked. "Mr. Churchill," his hostess replied, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat."
Churchill apologized profusely and, the following morning, sent the woman a magnificent orchid with an accompanying note. "I would be most obliged," it read, "if you would pin this on your white meat."

Leanne said...

Uh....

I'll ask: WHERE did he learn that???

Or maybe we don't want to know!!

LOL!

That Malachi, he's a live one!

Leanne

The (Almost) Amazing Mammarino said...

How funny! You and your family are a riot!

Gotta GROW with it said...

oh i can't stop giggling at this one! poor chicken!

Roses Are Red, Violets are Violet said...

so this is what I have to look forward to, huh??? :-)

Cindy-Still His Girl said...

Did he learn that from his daddy? Hilarious. I like that kid.

Gayle said...

Boys...;)

mommy to four j's said...

That was way to funny thanks for the laugh char

EE said...

Priceless!!!!

40winkzzz said...

*Chuckle*
(Sorry I can't come up with anything more intelligent to say than that, but I had to say *something*!)

Marsha said...

LOLOLOL

Too much Tom and Jerry? Maybe? Or not...

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