It was dinnertime and I set the roast chicken on the dining room table. Everyone found their seats and I went back into the kitchen to get the potatoes. When I came back in, Malachi was hovering over the chicken and whistling.
“What’s all the whistling for, Malachi?” I asked.
Impishly he answered, “I’m whistling at the chickens breasts mom!”
Boy, I can’t wait till puberty.
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That is hilarious!
Smiles!
Gayle, your whole family is a crack-up! Too funny!
I don't even know what to say here-- I'm just shaking my head. Where did he get such an idea?!
Oh my gosh!
That's hysterical.
Poor violated chicken!
haha, he's a character! :)
Ha, he's a quick one, just like his mom!
OK Malachi gave us our laugh for the day! Mom
Oh! My!
You just wait til those teen years!
Maybe your son is the next Winston Churchill?
While visiting America one year, Winston Churchill attended a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was among the dishes served. Churchill, delighted, returned for a second helping. "May I have some breast?" he politely asked. "Mr. Churchill," his hostess replied, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat."
Churchill apologized profusely and, the following morning, sent the woman a magnificent orchid with an accompanying note. "I would be most obliged," it read, "if you would pin this on your white meat."
Uh....
I'll ask: WHERE did he learn that???
Or maybe we don't want to know!!
LOL!
That Malachi, he's a live one!
Leanne
How funny! You and your family are a riot!
oh i can't stop giggling at this one! poor chicken!
so this is what I have to look forward to, huh??? :-)
Did he learn that from his daddy? Hilarious. I like that kid.
Boys...;)
That was way to funny thanks for the laugh char
Priceless!!!!
*Chuckle*
(Sorry I can't come up with anything more intelligent to say than that, but I had to say *something*!)
LOLOLOL
Too much Tom and Jerry? Maybe? Or not...
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